leedsoul:

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carnival-phantasm:

conceptblogfromaconcepthuman:

I thought this site was shutting down

why are you all still here

Just to suffer!

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hellbabyfromhell:

TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG

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stop-watching-anime:

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unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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ruinedchildhood:

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skwhy:

this is the best fucking thing in my life

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1dietcokeinacan:

tilthat:

TIL In the middle ages some kings had clothes made from “Salamander fur” which were completely fire-proof and bright white. The name likely comes from the common belief that Salamanders were “born from fire”. The clothes were actually made out of asbestos.

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Me during the Middle Ages rocking my fave salamander fur getup completely unaware I will succumb to mesothelioma in 4 days’ time:

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fanfichasruinedmylife:

olderthannetfic:

blackzagan:

angelictactics:

ayellowbirds:

ash-ash-bo-bash:

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

@blackzagan

OH MY GOD GHATS WHERE THE IMAGE IS FROM I LOVE IT

Ho ho ho!

Louisiana is in the house, y’all. :)